If Mike Huckabee Were To Say What Was Really On His Mind…
His ads might go something like this:
Huckabee Ad #1: “I’m Mike Huckabee, and I want to be compassionate with your money. I believe in scholarships for the children of illegal aliens. It’s what Jesus would do — if he was a member of the National Council of La Raza.”
Huckabee Ad #2: Mike Huckabee isn’t sure if global warming is man-made. But he still wants a cap on CO-2 emissions, because we have a responsibility to be good stewards of the environment — even at the cost of wrecking the economy. Mike Huckabee — we don’t need no stinkin’ jobs!”
Huckabee Ad #3: “Mike Huckabee believes in the DC voting rights bill, because minority-pandering and political correctness are more important than the Constitution. Vote Mike, and give the Democratic Party another House seat, and perhaps two Senators down the road, in perpetuity.”
Huckabee Ad #4: “‘This is Mike Huckabee. Did you know that Mitt Romney is a member of a satanic cult that thinks the Devil is Jesus’ second-cousin once removed? I’m sorry I said that (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).’ Mike Huckabee — because innuendo is a terrible thing to waste.”
I think that just about sums up Mike Huckabee.
